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Human resources department is a stock full of humans.

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

The trap

"Get me a young fella-me-lad with a jib I like the cut of."

Corporate Punishment.

Peace bomb.

D. H. Lawrence

When staffing agencies screw up.

Declutter Your Life

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

'It's good you called me when you did, Bill. Believe it or not, a little speed-bump like this can derail a perfectly good career if it isn't handled just right!'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

'Which? Covid-19 Variant' Guide.

"It's the press. They want to know if you have anything to say about the sexual harassment charges being levied against you."

". . . and if anyone here knows any reason why these two should not be wed, any reason at all, like, say, something that might have happened after a long heart-to-heart and a few too many drinks, for instance, last week maybe, something you felt bad enough to bring to Confession, which you definitely should have, because it's pretty serious- anyway, speak now..."

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

"I suppose I could fake it."

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

'I'm determined to get on that ethics committee if I have to bribe or blackmail everyone I know.'

"...Selected for redundancy due to lengthy and unexplained absence ... blah...blah..."

"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for."

"You remind me very much of myself when I was your age, Carter, and there is no way that this company would employ such a person."