Resume Satire Fan Mugs

Bar bouncer resumes.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Director/Action Man toy.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

What's normal?

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

How am I abducting?

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Parade of Businessmen

On the brink.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

The Snarky District

"I find that hugely offensive!"