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"He's landed a job as a deck chair attendant on a naturist beach."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Free Range Employees.

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

"Balloon animals $5.00"

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

The successful rubbernecker...

Windmill Maintenance

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

A plunger in an outhouse

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'He works hard and he plays hard.'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

'I'm all about quantity.'

Rollercoaster police chase.

'He's spread...now what?'

'Slow and hurl.'

'Ouch! I thought this was supposed to be 'softball'?'

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head