Recreational Worker Pillows

"He's landed a job as a deck chair attendant on a naturist beach."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Free Range Employees.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Face Painting.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"Balloon animals $5.00"

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Windmill Maintenance

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

The successful rubbernecker...

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

'He works hard and he plays hard.'

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

A plunger in an outhouse

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

Hit a duck, win a prize.

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

'I'm all about quantity.'

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

'He's spread...now what?'

'Slow and hurl.'

'Ouch! I thought this was supposed to be 'softball'?'

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

Rollercoaster police chase.

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head