Recreational User Pillows

Pharmacy: The Good Sh*t

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Holiday time.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Man fishing with large bait

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

A smiling cyclist

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'