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"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

reincarnated worm...

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Self-esteem room

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Interpretive napping

Buddhist photo albums,

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

Hi Mom!

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Discomfort zone.

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

'You sounded better yesterday.'

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

Psychiatry visit.

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

"We've found your birth mother."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

'On the positive side, we were very impressed with the number of your personal weaknesses you were able to identify!'

Alcoholics Anon "It all started with a few million small sherries and mince pies..."

Guardian Angels and Operations

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

'Don't be alarmed, my dear - I've joined Alcoholics Anonymous.'