Recovery Journey Explorer Mugs

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

reincarnated worm...

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Self-esteem room

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Interpretive napping

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Buddhist photo albums,

"I think we need to have a chat about your 'support team'..."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

Hi Mom!

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Discomfort zone.

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'You sounded better yesterday.'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

Psychiatry visit.

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"We've found your birth mother."

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

'On the positive side, we were very impressed with the number of your personal weaknesses you were able to identify!'

Alcoholics Anon "It all started with a few million small sherries and mince pies..."

Guardian Angels and Operations

"Where's the nearest Detux centre?"