Adoption Journey Explorer Mugs

"Mommy, will you please tell us the story about the man who brokered our overseas adoption?!"

"We've found your birth mother."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

Discomfort zone.

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'Closed.'

"I'm sorry, but nine Greek islands in seven days is just too much."

Guardian Angels and Operations

The last of the spirits

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'

New York Sightseeing Cruises

We only go round once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop! (Published originally on December 21, 2013.)

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

'Ready?'

True meditation

Man walking past the offices of the medical practitioners needed throughout the course of life.

A planet like ours - "What?! I'm going to be a mayfly again?!"

The course of True, Etc, Never Did, etc.

Reading a biography makes me feel like a surgeon. I'm holding a person's life in my hands.

"They said marriage licenses are in room 11."

Release.

Bluebird of Happiness/Pucebird of Malaise