Adoption Journey Explorer Gifts

"Mommy, will you please tell us the story about the man who brokered our overseas adoption?!"

"We've found your birth mother."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

Discomfort zone.

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'Closed.'

"I'm sorry, but nine Greek islands in seven days is just too much."

Guardian Angels and Operations

New York Sightseeing Cruises

The last of the spirits

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'

'Ready?'

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

Man walking past the offices of the medical practitioners needed throughout the course of life.

True meditation

Bluebird of Happiness/Pucebird of Malaise

A planet like ours - "What?! I'm going to be a mayfly again?!"

Release.

The course of True, Etc, Never Did, etc.

"They said marriage licenses are in room 11."

'I try not to push him. After all, his job, his division, his company and his hometown were eliminated.'

"We couldn't have children, so last year we went overseas and adopted a cat."