Recovering From An Audit T-Shirts

IRS, 'You're not really a bad person, so we'll just confiscate everything you own and let you off with a warning.'

Barbeque Casualty.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Danger Slow Sand.

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.

While you're at it, will you sew on my shirt button please?

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

IRS Audit Section

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

Big slipper.

"You call all this a side effect?"

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"There were some squiggly bits left over after the operation, so we gave you a doggie bag."

'This is your lucky day!'

"I'll have someone come in and prep you for the bill."

'Now dear, it may be Thanksgiving, but stop referring to your aunt's gallbladder as a giblet.'

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

Heart Rate, Respiration, Insurance Remaining.

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

'There's been unexpected complications involving your husband's bill.'

Patient after an appendix operation