Record Collection Curator Pillows

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Large print rock'n'roll section

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Groovy Baby

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

Gramaphone Man.

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

The Music Lover.

Music Freak.

Islington Angels.

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

His master's voice

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

My own museum.

Gramophone Headphone