Record-breaking Fans Pillows

'I think he would have been pleased to know that I got his entire record breaking bungee jump on video.'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Football Angel

"We have to keep them guessing."

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

Pioneers Of AviationOctober 21, 1913 Major C. Peter Barry Breaks The Scarf Barrier

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

The Early Bird

Barry Manilow explores new directions and finally connects with his target audience

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

Future world records

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."

Moses holds the two tablets on which the Ten Commandments are written; one of them is shaped like a foam finger used for sporting events

'He had a great screwball until his arm went bad.'

Number One.

"Goodness! Jose Paschall passed away!"

'I'm making enquiries following the assault on an electric fan salesman, outside this property.'

World record attempt: Most days in a row wearing the same pair of gym socks.