Record Breakers Club Gifts

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

Wow, seven questions marks! Can you give me one more? I'm going for a personal record! ???????

The Specimen Hunter

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Linford Christie

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

Pioneers Of AviationOctober 21, 1913 Major C. Peter Barry Breaks The Scarf Barrier

Campus police are dorm troopers.

'Put the moon up another 10 cm. I'm going for the record!'

'My credit report. Well - they said it's the lowest ever, but on the flip side I'll be in the Guinness World Record book.'

'Last Sunday, third inning, White Sox agains the Orioles, a major league first....as every player on the field blows a bubble at the same time."

The NFL is forced to add a new penalty to the rule book.

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'

World's Oldest Ball Boy.

"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

He's the greatest pole vaulter of all time! That's an over-the-top statement.

A long jumper reaching 18.

"Great...ski jumping world record...the media will love me...the fans will love me...and so will the doping control officers..."