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'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

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'Great teamwork Joey!'

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

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"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

Parents teacher conference.

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

'Please try to understand...I appreciate all that you have done for me and I love you both very much...But, I must try to find my biological parents.'

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

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"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."

Biological parent's night.

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

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"Moving back home has given me a greater appreciation of my parent's wisdom and resources."

Is the lock down to reconnect with my children, apparently I've got five of them

In all the years I've endured your presence, I have never once heard you mention your mother. It's almost as if you think you sprang fully formed from the bowels of the earth. When's the last time you called your mother? December 2, 1992. The day before text messaging was introduced. INGRATE!!!

'And where do you think you've been till this time?'

Class Reunion.

Another restraining order. This was the last time he'd try to plan a family reunion.

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'I retired from politics to spend more time with my family, and they didn't RECOGNIZE me.'

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"I'm spending the day with my aging parents."

'...and another thing. Haven't you ever noticed how little you resemble Mom or Dad'

Simon hadn't been getting out engouh lately.

'...And who knows what might develop!'

'Mum, I've made contact with my natural random sperm donor.'