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Another restraining order. This was the last time he'd try to plan a family reunion.

Tartine

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Zoo.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

True confessions.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

Polygamists' Picnic

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"I need to know who started it."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Family with pets.

Home Sweet Home

"I think we may be related!"

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."