Reclaimed Wood Artist Gifts

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Rocking horse

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Lockdown casserole

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Crap others threw out

Whittlers Mother

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Matador Holds Up Wooden Board For Woodpecker

"I made it from a lost space probe."

Ikea for Hippies

"Now cover those leftovers with lots of cheese. What they don't know won't hurt them."

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Urban Compost Heap.

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

"Here's your gift. It's made from 100% recycled materials."