Recklessness Relisher Pillows

Road ends.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Can our software do that?'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"For heaven's sake lighten up, Roger! You're supposed to be on holiday."

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

My own museum.

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"My husband hid my laptop to stop me working on vacation."

Yeah, right, like Superman was the only flavor they had. Ice cream.

Noel Fever

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

Affordable Cartoon Act

"It's a bit of a 'fixer upper'. You just have to chop down the forest, obtain planning permission, and build the house."

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

"You just put it in the slot - you don't to push the 'send' key!"

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

"The first one depicts our sales compared to Snedly Electronics, and the second one depicts the speed of our corporate jet compared to Snedly's."

Speakers on holiday.

"You're really mad over something so small. You need to do something to release that pent-up anger."

"I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

'This massage chair's impossible - all I do is sit there and worry about missing a flight.'

WOW! That was random!

"My entire day has been like this!"

That's Tivo. He'll hang around in case you miss a joke and want it told later.

White Van Man Computer Game

Holiday Cheers and Holiday Tears

'See the way that guy cut me up?'