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'I'll never be able to cook like TV chefs, goodbye.'

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Men's cooking'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

How to correctly estimate cooking time

Vegetable Cook

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

Tree Funeral

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

Recycling bottle bank.

Cook in the cookery section.

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

She found baking helped enormously.