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'I'll never be able to cook like TV chefs, goodbye.'

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Maybe clean out your wallet

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Vegetable Cook

'Men's cooking'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

Tree Funeral

Cook in the cookery section.

Recycling bottle bank.

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

She found baking helped enormously.