Recipe Adventurer Gifts

Christmas Pudding Girl.

"...when oil begins shimmering...stir in vegetables and cook until tender."

"The key to being a writer is to take all the sadness and turmoil deep in the center of your being and channel it into a diet cookbook."

"Don't worry. This year I have a new recipe."

The Chef Oui-Oui's Culinary School. Uh

Beef Wellingtons

'Then I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

"... You got the recipe from the woman next door?... Why, have we done something to upset her?"

"Cooking Tip # 23: If at first you don't succeed, feed it to the cat."

"You'll be perfect for this Emeril Lagasse recipe I want to try!"

Baking

Octopus

Rustic. . .The word you use when the recipe goes wrong.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

What the Doctor Ordered

"You do like octopus?"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

La Table

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Bermuda Triangles

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Rump roast?"