He's so rich when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.
Recession Reactor Mugs
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'Hey, wait a minute...'
Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks
Rage.
"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."
Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St
Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.
Economy.
Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis
"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."
Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market
For sale
Geezernomics - Crash of 1929.
'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'
Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.
'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'
"Wanna be my default best friend?"
'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'
The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.
Profits - "It's worse than you think it goes down to the third floor."
"Any sign of recovery yet?"
'Bad news for those of you who believe goods and services should be exchanged for money.'
"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."
"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"
'What happens when we run out of gas?!'
Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."
"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."
"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"
Rats Flea a Sinking Ship
Dog barks at himself in a mirror.
It seems there is a difference between a "hypothesis" and a "guesstimate."
'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'
"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."
'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'
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