Recess Revolutionist Mugs

'Your poll numbers were great during recess, but voter apathy at nap time cost you the election.'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Court's in recess!'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Playground Pipe Dreams

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

Office Park

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

I miss recess!

Recession

For sale

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

US Dollar weakens.

"Goodbye cruel world."

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Squeezing a tight budget...

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Disraeli Introduces a more Extensive Reform Bill

Bell ringer.

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.'

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

'We have to get them out more.'

"I need the saw again."

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

Hang fire on the Champas. Just a glimpse of green roots, so, a small glass of sherry.

"What happened to consumer confidence?"

'On jobless...on foreclosed...on worry and insomniac!'

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

In bed forty years ago, John & I sang 'Give Peace a Chance'. I'm still waiting.

'I'm sorry I have to let you go but since this a global economy, you may rotate back here someday.'