Recycling Reactor Mugs

"Some people think that social workers aren't competitive..."

Rage.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Food waste with recycling symbol

Dustbin monster.

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Sunday.

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

"No Littering" sign in space.

"Did you order takeout?"

"Do we not come to this Redemption Center because we have refund value? Yes! But do not think you are worth but one nickel for that would be 'soft moralizing'."

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

It seems there is a difference between a "hypothesis" and a "guesstimate."

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

Recycling Post.

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

'Edward has decided to go green.'

Scrapyard Worker

"Romance beckons, don't hold back, adventure awaits, Pisces in picture..."

Head of Waste Dispoal - Recycled Ideas/Rubbish Ideas.

Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

Veggie Princess

Al's Computer Salvage.

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

"It's my masterpiece. My monument to the twentieth century."

"That old computer we recycled in 1989 is now worth a fortune."

Recycled humor.

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'