Recession Proof Planner Pillows

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

ACME Balloon Company.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

Economy.

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

Geezernomics - Crash of 1929.

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

White House Garage Sale.

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

"Mum, Dad, my pocket money could do with some quantitative easing please."

'...but if daddy raised your allowance he'd be hurting the economy by stimulating inflation. You wouldn't want him to do that, would you?'

Profits - "It's worse than you think it goes down to the third floor."

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

Bad news airbag

"Any sign of recovery yet?"

'Bad news for those of you who believe goods and services should be exchanged for money.'