Recess Racer Gifts

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Court's in recess!'

Playground Pipe Dreams

Tractor Racing

Office Park

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

"Your repayments start now!"

I miss recess!

Good luck in your A Levels.

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

'Think Basics.'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Bell ringer.

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

'I believe you were first.'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'Your poll numbers were great during recess, but voter apathy at nap time cost you the election.'

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s personal hell.

Winning the around the world regatta was great, but taking that victory lap wasn't such a good idea.

Trying to Prevent the Downturn.

'I hate it when court's out in recess.'

Michael Schumacher.

"This next piece is also allegro."

Two men holding Olympic torches run in opposite directions

Shouting.

The Fourteen Yard Dash

Slow Heroes

'I know how you feel, kiddo. Recess is pretty rare when you reach the grade I'm in.'

'Let's hope it doesn't end in a photo finish.'

'I'll race you to work, but you've got to promise to wait for me at the traffic lights.'

fanatic driver.