Receptionist's Day Pillows

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Team Leader

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'You know too much,'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"Useless information"

"Has anyone mentioned that you're management now, …… You don't get overtime."

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.