Receptions Pillows

'Careful! Don't drink this here grape juice they're servin'. I've had three bottles now, and my head's a spinnin'.'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'You know too much,'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

"Has anyone mentioned that you're management now, …… You don't get overtime."

"If you'd like to take a seat."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Useless information"

Paul goes home for the holidays

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

'I'm afraid I can't take you to my leader without a prior appointment.'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."