Receptionist's Day Mugs

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Team Leader

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'You know too much,'

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

"Has anyone mentioned that you're management now, …… You don't get overtime."

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Useless information"

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."