Recent Promotion Pillows

'He's taking it well that I was promoted over him.'

'Something tells me his promotion has gone to his head.'

Ted suddenly realized the importance of 'looking out for number one.'

"He's been impossible ever since his promotion."

"To maintain proper respect for management, you have to call me 'Boss Joey!' Unless, you know, you don't want to."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"Women Supporting Women!"

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Work/Life Balance

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

The adoration of the gels.

Bo're'droom

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'