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'He's taking it well that I was promoted over him.'

'Something tells me his promotion has gone to his head.'

Ted suddenly realized the importance of 'looking out for number one.'

"He's been impossible ever since his promotion."

"To maintain proper respect for management, you have to call me 'Boss Joey!' Unless, you know, you don't want to."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

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"So what kind of mood is he in?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

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"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

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"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Women Supporting Women!"

Work/Life Balance

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

The adoration of the gels.

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'