Promotions Pillows

'Don't tell anyone, but I got the promotion by selling my soul on e-bay.'

Career opportunities

"I should've expected this when my boss said I was moving up."

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

'That elusive fifth star...'

"Since the promotion, my husband has gotten a big head."

This place says they have the biggest pizza slice in town...

"He says if we do his survey now, he'll give us a fridge magnet."

"Genius!"

'You know that new car you won in the sales contest? Do you think you can win another one?'

He must have given Johnson a rise - he just did a back-flip.

'The way I see it, Lisa, we both went after the same job, you got the job, but we still have each other, right? Lisa? . . .'

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

Promotional Slogans Before T.V.

'This new role will involve some extra responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...it's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'

'Something tells me his promotion has gone to his head.'

"Sales have doubled since our 'Buy one, get one free' offer"

'Would you like to try our new ultra-caffeinated blend? If you're still holding the cup halfway through, it's free.'

'Bon Bons Away!'

4 x 4s - buy one, get one free.

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

"Contested elections are ALWAYS problematic...but I'd like reassure you that even though the partners chose me on this occasion."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

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