Receiving A Pilot's License Pillows

"Having gained your pilots licence, I didn't think joined up writing would be a problem."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

Safe Driving.

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Man helping a mini learner driver

Learner Driver

Steep learning curve ahead.

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Red Arrows Rookies

'I need both hands for steering.'

I love my motor.

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Let me look at that map...'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'