Obtaining Pilot's License Pillows

'You want to get me the owner's manual out of the glove compartment?'

Try Bob's Flight School

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

Learner Driver

Safe Driving.

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Steep learning curve ahead.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Red Arrows Rookies

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'I need both hands for steering.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

I love my motor.

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

'Let me look at that map...'

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.