Pilot Licensing Pillows

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Walking Luggage.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

TSA Noah

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

The World Wide Web.

"Not now, Oliver."

Broomstick crash.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

The World's Easiest Airport

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Cow Blue Arrows

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'