Receiving A Pilot's License Gifts

"Having gained your pilots licence, I didn't think joined up writing would be a problem."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Man helping a mini learner driver

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

Safe Driving.

Learner Driver

Steep learning curve ahead.

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

I love my motor.

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Let me look at that map...'

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'