Pilot's License Training Gifts

Al's helicopter school teaches with a tethered helicopter.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Student driver."

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

"Student driver"

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Pontius Pilot: "You simpleton!! I said flaps 10 degrees, not 8! One more mistake like that and I'll have you crucified!!"

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

Angel learning to fly...

Flight School.

Kamakasi pilot instructor

"Let's skip the taxi-ing and land right at the gate. I really have to use the bathroom."

A jumbo jet

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'That's New.'

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Try Bob's Flight School

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

Penguins going for flying lessons

The FS-2004 has a great new add-on!

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

'Do you know that your pilot's license has expired?'