Getting A Pilot's License Gifts

"No more, thanks - I'm flying."

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

I said left bank, not left turn.

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

Learner Driver

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Man helping a mini learner driver

Safe Driving.

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

Steep learning curve ahead.

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Red Arrows Rookies

'I need both hands for steering.'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

I love my motor.

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'Let me look at that map...'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'