Getting A Pilot's License Mugs

"No more, thanks - I'm flying."

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

I said left bank, not left turn.

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Learner Driver

Safe Driving.

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Steep learning curve ahead.

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

I love my motor.

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'Let me look at that map...'

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"