Learning To Fly Mugs

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Flying School.

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

The Victors

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"Here we are."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Boptimism

Airport Security.

Fight or Flight

Pilot with champagne.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Recalculating route..."

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'I'm on my way!'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

Airplane Mode.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'