Flight School Newbie Mugs

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Fish Aeroplane

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Student driver."

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

"Student driver"

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Pontius Pilot: "You simpleton!! I said flaps 10 degrees, not 8! One more mistake like that and I'll have you crucified!!"

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

"Let's skip the taxi-ing and land right at the gate. I really have to use the bathroom."

'Delicious. Mind giving me the recipe?'

Kamakasi pilot instructor

Flight School.

Angel learning to fly...

A jumbo jet

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

Try Bob's Flight School

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.