Flight School Newbie Gifts

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Fish Aeroplane

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Student driver."

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

"Student driver"

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Pontius Pilot: "You simpleton!! I said flaps 10 degrees, not 8! One more mistake like that and I'll have you crucified!!"

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

Kamakasi pilot instructor

'Delicious. Mind giving me the recipe?'

"Let's skip the taxi-ing and land right at the gate. I really have to use the bathroom."

A jumbo jet

Flight School.

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

Angel learning to fly...

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

Health Club Shop. DVD. Books. Do you have a simple guide to better abs? "Tummies for Dummies" would be good for you.

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

Try Bob's Flight School

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"