Flying Lesson Gifts

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Skipping Horse

Airlines

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Here we are."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Airport Security.

Fight or Flight

Boptimism

Pilot with champagne.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Recalculating route..."

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'I'm on my way!'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."