Flying Lesson Pillows

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Skipping Horse

Airlines

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Here we are."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Airport Security.

Boptimism

Fight or Flight

Pilot with champagne.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"Recalculating route..."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'I'm on my way!'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Airplane Mode.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.