Rebel Alliance Member Gifts

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I gotta be me!"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Fishbowl rebellion.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

The New Square Mile Regulator.

Unabridged Dictionary

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

Hell's Schlegel

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Citations Needed!

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

John Wycliffe

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

Federally Guidelined

"I blame the regulators for giving predatory pricing a bad name."

"He shows enormous potential."

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

'How about some beef stew? -- the wusses from the Health Department made us discontinue the chili.'

"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."

"I didn't smoke, drank in moderation, exercised, ate kale, and yet, here I am."

"Still waiting for a response from compliance..."

No Parking in Firelane.

'Watson either does a great deal of work or makes a lot of errors.'

'I don't know what you're complaining about. I should charge you for breathing my second hand smoke. This happens to be a very expensive Cuban cigar!'

It's resolution time!

'So the age of light touch regulation really is over.'

"I know this sucks, but just think of how awful we'll feel tomorrow."

'Dude, we're putting the ban back together.'

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'