Reason Finder Pillows

'Sun got in my eyes? Wind got hold of it? Struggling with 'Personal issues'?..'

Fear/Knowledge

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Hither and Yon sign

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Reporter #6: television.

Scurile travels

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

"Please, Lord, enough already."

Eureka

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Sense of dread & foreboding Information blackout Illumination Facts known

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

"So ants can lift twenty times their body weight. Big deal. Who can't?"

Thomas Aquinas