Reason Finder Gifts

'Sun got in my eyes? Wind got hold of it? Struggling with 'Personal issues'?..'

Fear/Knowledge

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Hither and Yon sign

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Reporter #6: television.

Scurile travels

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

"Please, Lord, enough already."

Eureka

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Sense of dread & foreboding Information blackout Illumination Facts known

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

"So ants can lift twenty times their body weight. Big deal. Who can't?"

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"