Motivation Finder Pillows

Unmotivated Horror Writer

How much for rock-hard abs? $200 for a basic six-pack, includes high-intensity training sessions. Lemme think about it. I'll be here. What's going on? The new year's resolutions are trickling in. You're working as a physical trainer now? I got into resolution outsourcing. What? People pay me to fulfill their resolutions. They vow to get in shape, or stop procrastinating, or be more honest about their feelings. I take on the task and then they check it off their list. I know what you're thinking

Go team!

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Man running in a hamster wheel

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

GCSEs

Think Sign: 'Think' replaced with: 'Blame'.

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

When we believe together we achieve together.

The Thinker and the Doer.

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

A push in the right direction: 50c.

The Sky Is The Limit

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

AI

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Seeing progression motivates.

Don't Take No For an Answer