Motivation Seeker Pillows

Good intentions last a month on average

"So what really motivates your colleagues?"

Differing incentives, carrot or karat on a stick.

Think Sign: 'Think' replaced with: 'Blame'.

'Today you can achieve anything'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'I did a push-up once - It didn't do me any good at ALL!'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."

'It's cheaper than a personal trainer and twice as motivating.'

'All I'm saying is that each of you needs to find that 'inner cheese''

Room for improvement

"When do you teach us how to become motivated?"

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

'As part of our initiative to promote positivity at work, this is the proposed new mission statement.'

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

"Mush on."

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

We achieve more if we pull together!

Chicken soup for the bloggers soul.

GET SET---GO!

'I know everything is futile, but what good would it do to give up?'

Encouraging a car with a fuel can on a stick.

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

'You're almost one-eighth of the way there.'

'You need to think outside the box.'

Succeed.

Get up and go

Road to success.

New Year Diet

"That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job."

Habits vs. New Year's Resolutions

The Sky Is The Limit

Eureka or else - the management.

"Ambitions... to be more ambitious in future."