Motivation Seeker Gifts

The Thinker and the Doer.

Good intentions last a month on average

"So what really motivates your colleagues?"

Think Sign: 'Think' replaced with: 'Blame'.

Differing incentives, carrot or karat on a stick.

'I did a push-up once - It didn't do me any good at ALL!'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'Today you can achieve anything'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."

Room for improvement

'It's cheaper than a personal trainer and twice as motivating.'

'All I'm saying is that each of you needs to find that 'inner cheese''

"When do you teach us how to become motivated?"

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

'As part of our initiative to promote positivity at work, this is the proposed new mission statement.'

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

"Mush on."

Road to success.

Encouraging a car with a fuel can on a stick.

The Sky Is The Limit

Succeed.

GET SET---GO!

"That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job."

Habits vs. New Year's Resolutions

Chicken soup for the bloggers soul.

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

Eureka or else - the management.

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

New Year Diet

We achieve more if we pull together!

'You're almost one-eighth of the way there.'

'You need to think outside the box.'

Get up and go

'I know everything is futile, but what good would it do to give up?'