Motivational Seeker Gifts

Abandon Hope/Resume Hope

'Great, David! But think what you could do with a personal trainer!'

'The hardest part of this running routine is exercising the will power to do it.'

Man running in a hamster wheel

Street signposts - 'walk the walk' and 'talk the talk'.

'Welcome James. Are you ready to kick some butt?'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

Some words of encouragement in a cold impersonal world. 50c.

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'Fortunately, my fear of mediocrity overcame my fear of success.'

'I'm looking to lose just enough weight so that I no longer get that inner thigh swooshing sound when I walk.'

Row of people wearing t-shirts that spell out 'Impossible'.

Standing ovation machine at the gym.

Gym: Where losers are winners.

'1999: Instant communication with a global network of billions of people...But still no contact with my feet.'

'Give me a raise now please.'

For the last time, it's not about being a big fish and I'm not looking for a smaller pond!

"I've lost my mojo."

"Wrong Mountain."

I cried because I had no shoes. Then I met a man who had no feet.

"The hardest part is getting out the front door."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Everything's going to be alright

Go team!

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Fishing with God

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Think Sign: 'Think' replaced with: 'Blame'.