Reaper's Gardening Club Pillows

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

An old man growing berries

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

Watering the garden gnome

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Hell's Allotment Holders.

Even garden plants like to visit.

The Gardener's Calendar: February - This is often a wet month so spike your lawns all over to improve drainage.

"Declared Victory Garden"

"I suppose we should clear up those leaves - we are on the third floor."

Dead House Plant

'Don't panic Big Guy, I'm just here to cut you down to size.'

A Vegetable Plot...

HELL'S TILLERS.

"Well how about that, I'm vegetarian too..."

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

a street plant down on his luck (Will Blossom For Fertilizer).

"I still need to feel the grass beneath my feet,OK?"

"Our blind dates have spotted us, but it's going to be a while before we reach them: try to stay nonchalant all the way though..."

Watering Can

"Really? I can call my attorney first?"

"How sad! They don't appear to have any gardening equipment for me to borrow!"

'You're very lucky to get an allotment, of course. Mine here's been a godsend since the downturn.'

Glenveagh: Say NO to smaller gardens

'Great, he's going to be a bean counter.'

'I don't want to see, smell, feel or taste a zucchini ever again.'

'I'm your neighbor downstairs. May I use your terrace to prune my tree?'